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Vending Machines are the smartest machines in the world.
Don't just look at them as machines that you put money into and trust that something you want comes out of them. That is not necessarily the truth.
Here's a sad story.
A lil' man woke up early at four, having slept early the night before and decided that he shall make himself breakfast before playing some playstation afterwards.
After some breakfast and some 'Days of our lives', the lil' man went to his dusty PS 2 that he has not touched for months and put in his NBA Live 2006 Dvd and started to built the recent Miami Heat roster.
He noticed that after two games, its still early and decided to go run at the basketball court right behind his home. Maybe he should bring the ball down and shoot some hoops too.
There he goes dressing himself up and 'bum bum bum', there he goes dribbling the ball to the court.
He starts warming up and ran a few ten rounds before he went on to shoot some hoops.
He shoots about fifty and landed only ten plus. He decided to do push-ups in replacement of the balls he missed.
Then he went back for some shots again.
(THE SAD PART'S COMING RIGHT UP)
Then he realised, " GOSH! I'm so tired right now. I need a drink." He had a dollar and twenty and he went to the vending machine.
"PANT, HMM, 100 plus", in goes the twenty cent. Out it goes. The 100 plus was only a dollar, but he placed the twenty cent in first to see if it gets jammed.
No it does not get jammed, but it came out. Maybe I'll jus put the dollar in and........
JAMMED !!
"kICK, Punch, push ........." FUCK THE MACHINE....
The machine has cleverily decided that twenty cents was not profitable and hence he ate the dollar up.
Dear people. This is one of the saddest storys to happen with vending machines.
Remember, vending machines have feelings too. The more you whack them the more they will not do what you want.
They evern threaten you if you punch them, "Hidden camera inside... PUNCH ME IF YOU DARE... VANDALS WILL BE REPORTED TO THE POLICE ".
How's that for a block head machine?