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Sunday, October 02, 2005
Junkang recently thought of how humans was created and how come earth came to place.
He created the skeletons, I added some meat onto the skeleton and here's how it all happened.
(ME)
At first earth was just bacteria, soil, sand, sea, sky.
One day, the first creature was created. And he felt very lonely.
Then he decided to create a friend. He created a cow.
(JK)
The cow's duty was of course to accompany him but he also planned a long way ahead for it.
It said to the cow, "Well cow, this is will be your name. You will be a useful thing, you will live for 60 years and everyone later will feed off your milk, which will provide them health. You will slowly grow and towards the end of your life, you will be eaten as food for other animals."
The cow said to the creature, "I can't enjoy much of my life, I don't want to live so long, I'll do a 30."
"OK LO."
And so the cow lives for 30 years.
The second day, he created a monkey.
He told the monkey, " You monkey, you shall live for 40 years where you will entertain the creatures on earth, make monkey faces and make them laugh."
The monkey said," Don't want la, live so long for what, 20 years can already."
"OK LO."
And so the monkey lives for 20 years.
Then the next day he created a dog.
He told the dog, " let me see ah, you will live for 20 years lo. Dog ah dog, you hor will he the best friend for many creatures, you hor will provide entertainment la. Then you make everyone happy. But then you are a serious person also, you will guard territories and protect your friends. Because of this hor, some people will not like you because you will bark and bark at them lo."
The dog barked, "Wa lan eh, i live 10 years can liao la. Live so long, nobody also appreciate me, I must do so many thing also."
"OK LO."
The dog lives for 10 years.
The fourth day, the creature created man. As all the things are in place already, he will create man and control everything he created.
He told the man," you will live for 20 years.You are to control everything I created and also make sure everything is correct and in order. You will just eat, shit, sleep."
The man said. " WAH LEN EH, like that live so short how to enjoy. I heard that the dog, monkey and cow don't want to live so long right. I take the years they don't want la. Can not?"
"Ok LO."
So the man lives 80 years.
The first 20 years, we wake up to food, play and sleep.
The next 30 years we live the life of the cow. Where we work to feed the quech the thist of
otheres and ourseleves, and provide food for others.
Then next 20 years we live the life for the monkey where we have to play with our grandsons and make them laugh and make monkey faces.
The next 10 years, we live the life of the dog where we protect our grandsons and granddaughters. We'll stay at home everyday and scold anyone that you think bring harms to the family. You will be liked in the family buy because of your constant barking, people think you're irritatin.
That's why you ended up reading this blog.