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This is a message sent to me by one of my primary school friend.
Message :
Hey! Herman Tan Jiawen! Former fan of Chen
Hanwei. Still like him now? Stil like to draw and
write poems arh?? Haha... Still remember me
notz?! Mr Nonis' class? Hahaz!
If you all can still remember. That ERA was when boys and girls will stay home and watch the 'Yang Guang Lie Che' hoping they would have a teacher who cares for them.
I had one. And everyone rememebers him whom revives the whole class. He lives by the name of Mr.Nonis. ( His brother is George Nonis who draws 'Today' Newspaper comic columns. His most famous works are ' Hello Chok Tong, Goodbye Kuan Yew' )
Anyway. How time flies.
This girl once tortured the once-small sized me for 3 horrible years by sitting just next to me. It was a horrible childhood. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA......
Still I am happy to be remembered as one that draws and writes. That's my roots from years before. Just happens I'm writing things that ain't the same genre that was before.
Time you had your break,
From young imagining how you'll grow up and how much money you'll make.
How many times in this process have you escaped trying to be fake,
Every day is a new day once you find yourself awake.
You wanted to be strong,
You never thought yourself would ever be wrong,
It's all part of the system,
It's okay,
Everyone grows up to know they been covered with lies,
Only to discover how fast time has fly past.
Like everyone says nothing will ever much last.
Holla back to your past where you were selfish and greedy,
You had to cry every night and wake up your parents in fright,
You don't evern know about enjoying food,
You only care about chew, swallow and bite.
Look how you have grow up now,
Going up to interenet sites,
Looking at this rhyme and eventually frown,
To know that you classified people by colours,
Black, White and Brown,
You're talking about the lastest racist joke in town.
If one could relate,
It would only be great,
The last time you had to reach for something,
You'll need a crate,
Now you're taller now,
The difference is what is that rate.
You wanted to be strong,
You never thought yourself would ever be wrong,
It's all part of the system,
It's okay,
Everyone grows up to know they been covered with lies,
Only to discover how fast time has fly past.
Like everyone says nothing will ever much last.
Now you look on TV and it's all about guns and wars,
Back then it was fun and hiding behind walls,
Still shunting that idiot you hate by looking elsewhere in the shopping malls.
I'm stuck.. SHIT
Friday, July 22, 2005
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Things on the net now are so hard to believe. I went to www.about.com where they had a section of Urban Legends and I found a few photos to share with you all ...
Let's see which is true or false?
Grab a paper and try !!
Human Hybrid!!
Carcass Of Dead Mermaid
Tourist Atop Of World Trade Center During Sept 11 01
Shark Attacks Helicopter
Satellite Photo Of 2003 Blackout
Johnnie Cochrans Gravestone
Satellite Photo - Space Shuttle Tragedy
Giant Skeleton Found in MiddleEast
Tsunami Strikes Phuket Thailand
Air Force Jets in USA Formation
Rare Amphibian Found in Malaysia
Hillbilly Wedding
(Hillbilly - A person from the backwoods or a remote mountain area )
Japanese Fashion Craze
The Sundarbans Ghost
Home Computer of the Future as Envisioned in 1954
Giant House Cat
All those above are fakes.
Those below are real pictures.
Giant House Cat 2
Space Nebula Resembles Human Eye
Human Remains Found In Croc
Cruel Shoe
Human Smuggled In DashBoard
Catfish and Rubber Ball
Dead Frog Found in Can of Peas
Doctors Remove Live Worm From Eye
Public Toilet w/ Glass Walls
MiG Jet Fighter Found Buried in Iraq
Whole Deer As Alligator's Lunch
Sandstorm in Iraq
Spider Found in Iraq Desert
Monster Crocodile in the Congo
Amazingly Realistic Street Painting
Fishermen with Giant Catfish
Answers : Scroll back to the betweens of the two cat's picture and hold down your left click for the hidden answers.
Fight The Power
2:10 AMFuck the exams. I don't do last minutes. It kills, and so it went for a thrill.Wild Wild Wet
JK and me, time 1pm. We right there at the wild wild wet. Waiting for the gates to open for us. And so ..
Had hell out of a time.
Not much thrilling rides but it's real relaxing ... Just do what ever you want in the 'SHOIK' pool aka lazy pool. Dive into the pool and swim for a float if you want, it's all over everywhere.
Go pitch black on the purple water works slide. Can't even see your own palms.
Then see the whole WWW on the skyrider, where you ride a dual man bicycle on the rail and manpower yourself with a injured bird eye's view of WWW.
PARISS INTERNATIONAL BUFFET
Having fun under the sun always drain you out. You need energy~
Off to Tampines. And then we get to the place. JK with no hesitation say he'll foot 3/4 of the bill.
He really wanted that shit.
Treat ourseleves to complementary red wine. Feed yourself to salmon, maguro and etc. sashimi. Ablone Steamed Egg. They were not kidding, international buffet you'll get them.
It's a nice place to eat.
Let me rate them, for further uses possible.
Ambience : 3/5 stars.
If you get in early you get the ones close to the windows where you will face the Tampines MRT and you'll get to see the traffic flow and enjoy nice cars as you eat.
The lights are nice, the seats are nice, the tables are nice.
Why 3? You you get the ones near the enterance, you get to see human flow.
Food : 4/5 stars.
Fresh sashimi , it's even cold, straight from the freezer to prove it's so fresh.
Teppanyaki, there's speed and there's something nice to eat.
Ranges of soup to choose from.
You can have the whole dessert bar for yourself at the start of the buffet session. And when you're full, you have yet to eaten every different stuffs they have.
Places to go : Marina Square
Ngee Ann City
Tampines Mall
EMINEM
THE ANGER MANAGEMENT TOUR
DVDGo and buy your own one. It's worth the money.
Why?
2.54am, on my phone's and I'm still on it.
And they say it comes with the posters. They didn't give me.
I asked them, they say it's the small books included inside.
If I see any posters around.
Then I will need the real ANGER MANAGEMENT TOUR.
20 Reasons to get the DVD
Square Dance
Business
White America
Kill You
When the Music Stops
Pimp Like Me
Fight Music
Purple Pills
Stan
The Way I Am
Soldier
Cleanin Out My Closet
Forget About Dre
Drips
Superman
Drug Ballad
Just Don't Give a Fuck
Sing for the Moment
Without Me
My Dad's Gone Crazy
I'm supposed to be sharing my joys with ya guys. I end up advertising for a particular entertainment center, a resturant and my favourite LABEL.
AFTERMATH.
And hoax emails. Just something to spread around. You don't want people to lose lifes, money over some stupid thoughts.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/nethoaxes/ht/emailhoax.htm
Here's How:
Tips:
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Can't Sleep ...
6:40 AMTime : 0640
Bearing 0 degrees . Computer
Bearing 180 . Fish tank
Option. Been staring at the computer or the fish tank past 120 minutes.
Confirmation of insomia.
Checked.
Wake Me Up When September Ends
4:22 AMI'm sleepless right now. Ever since I have woke up @ 1am, after a mere 3hours of sleep, I can no longer get back to dreamland.
Things been rushing through me during the common test period.
This semester's a crucial one for me. If I fail ANY modules in this semester, I'll be dragging my surities down and we'll have to foot out 70K to the goverment, and thus losing my job as an army specialist.
I won't let the others down and I won't just allow myself to pass. I need to score.
I can't wait till September ends. After this period of common test, the semester will soon come to a close after another 5 weeks of studies and then the final exam. As for the exams, I will only have RMV and particularly I am not really worried about that.
What's dragging me is my FIT module where I find it really challenging as it's all theory work, my test later's computerised and it's all MCQ. This format is particularly dangerous, there's no backup what so ever, you lose the test, you lose everything. There's no working marks or anything like that. It's all theroy too.
I can't wait for Septemeber to end. By then the kid I'm tutoring will taking his PSLE. All the best to him. And I won't have to tutor no more and I have sometime for myself before going into the army.
I can't wait for September to end. By then we should have finished our CSC matches. We're still a very crumpled up team. Many missing pieces still void waiting for people to fill it up. I wonder who will be playing against us. I wonder if we can still go further then last year or are we stuck to just two this year. I wonder if I can contribute to the team this time round?
In other words, I can't wait for October to start.
I can't wait for this year to end. By the end of this year, I should be in my BMT, where I'm struggling or thriving. I can't wait for the experience to end. I can't wait for my paycheck.
In other words, I'm waiting for 2006 to commence.
I can't wait for 2006 to end. By then my army courses should have finished. By then I'll be experiencing work full time as a army specialist. By then I'll give my parents allowance. By then I'll support myself fully ( not that I'm not now ... I pay the house phone bills you know ... ).
By then I wonder where LP and I would be.
In other words, I can't wait for 2007 to commence.
For a start ...
Wake me up when September ends ..
Darn, I still can't sleep. I have to wake up at 6.30 later.
Monday, July 18, 2005
William Hung
5:51 PMYou thought he was gone ...
You thought his music career was short lived ...
You thought he's a joke ...
You thought there's only one album
HE'S GOT HIS OWN THIRD ALBUM !! HUNG IN THE SUN ....
(released July 12, 2005)
Track List:
1. Miracle Moment
2. It's A Miracle
3. Because of You
4. Tie A Yellow Ribbon
5. Achy Breaky Heart
6. I Love L.A.
7. Summer Moment
8. Surfin' USA
9. Dance Dance
10. Just Do It
11. Ocean Deep
12. Right Here Waiting
13. Healing Hands
14. I Left My Heart In San Francisco
15. Final Moment
16. Take Me Out To The Ball Game
In case you were wondering when was the second?
1. Holiday Greetings & Wishes Listen 
Listen 2. Deck The Halls Listen
Listen 3. O Come All Ye Faithful Listen
Listen 4. Greeting: Holiday Reminder Listen
Listen 5. Silver Bells Listen
Listen 6. Little Drummer Boy Listen
Listen 7. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Listen
Listen 8. Winter Wonderland Listen
Listen 9. Greeting: Hopes & Dreams Listen
Listen
Here's Proof